mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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dragonjester:

Same

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

(via sorcererinslytherin)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via shouldnt)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(via burgerkid)

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via gloomyteens)

I don’t think that new Taylor Swift song actually killed you, but we say that it slayed us because the experience of it was so awesome that now we are metaphorically dead.
John Green (via newmaserati)

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gayblowjob:

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

(via tangled20)

troyethesexynugget:

ourtroylerinfinityy:

troyethesexynugget:

connorfranta:

damn right, betch *flicks weave*

Connor has to see this

he has…that’s his comment

Every time I see this I remember that I should actually take some time and sleep

troyethesexynugget:

ourtroylerinfinityy:

troyethesexynugget:

connorfranta:

damn right, betch *flicks weave*

Connor has to see this

he has…that’s his comment

Every time I see this I remember that I should actually take some time and sleep

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joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

(via ihadthebestdays)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

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