(via intensional)

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(via ryanvallejo)

metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

(via coco4400)

gifyourass:

This show is gold

(via ilovepeoplethattalktocameras)

fucking-landshark:

lsters:

philsarms:

I JUST CHOKED

THE WHOLE UK SHIPS THEM PLS

oh my god

(via dil-howlters-butt)

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

awwww-cute:

My friend’s cat watching tv

(via ialmostdonot)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via damn-funny)

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

(via heart)

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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(via ryanvallejo)

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via creetoner)

thatonekidwithwit:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

Video

wow

watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.

oh, society.

You suck society

(via woodsout)

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via braydaaan)